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Friday, June 26, 2015
A Poem About The Changing Language Called Engrish
June 26, 2015
is a bigger LOL,
the language has been twittered,
texted amputated, but
there is hope, what with all the
extra syllables, "impotency", when
did that come along? "Competency"?
What was wrong with "competence"?
it's like saying "Nukular" marks
as a moron; let's get "orientated", OK? I like the acronyms better than
the extra "cy"s and
while Webster's gives them full status, Oxford
tiptoes around the issue, so FWIW
when the nukular thingy goes off in your home
it will be just a dream, a nightmare scream.
LGBT saves just enough time to
get gay, and I've heard, FYI, that Lezbos and
Queers are immune
AAMOF they have other powers too, so don't be too quick to judge those
who are different, AAFCS. As Any Fool Can See.