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Monday, March 2, 2009
Conscious Abuse: A Relationship Handbook
Dear Friend, allow me to introduce the contents of my new book, "Conscious Abuse: A Relationship Handook." With these revolutionary concepts, you can transform the troubled liaisons, failed marriages and botched affairs of your past into thrilling new experiences of passion! In the first chapter, "Permission to Hurl Invective", you will learn how to snipe, bitch, cut, denigrate, frustrate and humiliate your partner without a twinge of shame. In the second chapter, "Rage Is The Hidden Face of Love", you will learn how to plumb the depths of anger towards any and all inadequate parents and to change that resentment into a fresh and invigorated libido. Chapters Three through Eight outline my techniques for exchanging psyches with your partner, emptying your minds of unconscious aggression, turning hostile "leakage" into constructive abuse, transforming passive-aggressive behaviour into genuine solicitous concern, and changing the whitholding of sex from a nasty weapon into a powerful aphrodisiac. In the last chapter, "The Ultimate Erotic Experience", you will learn how to make that final leap, in the privacy of your hospital rooms, into deeply satisfying long intimate orgasmic sex. I hope you read my book. It is available at all gigantic bookstores in the Self-Help, Spirituality, Psychology, Medical and Auto Mechanics sections.
Sincerely, Nixon Scratches, Curator of the Omygodyou'rekillingme Institute.
I, too, have some advice for people who are floundering in bad relationships. Or rather, I would recommend my novel, "Getting Enough." It illustrates how an adulterous affair can finally revitalize a marriage of 26 years based on acrimony and hostility. Once the heroine has an affair, she comes to the astonished realization that the husband she thought she despised is actually a very decent man, and an excellent lover. For more information, please access the following website: www.strategicbookpublishing.com/GettingEnough.html
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I, too, have some advice for people who are floundering in bad relationships. Or rather, I would recommend my novel, "Getting Enough." It illustrates how an adulterous affair can finally revitalize a marriage of 26 years based on acrimony and hostility. Once the heroine has an affair, she comes to the astonished realization that the husband she thought she despised is actually a very decent man, and an excellent lover. For more information, please access the following website: www.strategicbookpublishing.com/GettingEnough.html
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