Thursday, April 2, 2009
Weight Loss: Fact Or Fiction?
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* Prices may vary according to stock availability and other conditions.
**Thindreme (wowwie zowie hydrochloride) can produce side effects in a significant minority of users, including blurred vision, stuttered speech, nausea, excess ear wax, demonic visions, spastic extremeties, impotence, frigidity, memory loss, exrtreme body odor, blurted expletives, colorful flatulence, Fixed Eye Syndrome, increased hair growth on the lower back, muscle cramp, constipation, diarrhea, logorrhea, Recalcitrant Plebny, and black facial warts. If dreaming does not occur, or cannot be remembered, possible weight gain is indicated.
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